Temerity Jane


Soulmates, obv.
May 31, 2007, 4:29 pm
Filed under: the redhead

The Redhead: i am a borderline only child, since i was 5 when my sister was born
The Redhead: that’s apparently about the cutoff
TJ: I’m a borderline only child because I choose to behave like one, since my siblings are lesser people who were really never worth my attention.
The Redhead: hee.
The Redhead: this is why we get along
TJ: Because we’re both self-centered in a non-apologetic way?
The Redhead: not to mention cheeky and cute!



Underpants Update
May 31, 2007, 4:26 pm
Filed under: life

I had a meeting with my boss shortly after I made the last post. I’m on good terms with her, always have been, but I’m always a little tense going into these meetings. And it was a meeting I requested. But whatever.

Boss: Oh, you look nice today.

TJ : MY UNDERWEAR TOTALLY MATCH THE THEME. So… uh. I wanted to talk to you about an alternative work arrangement… hrrm.



What if I just, you know… drop my pencil or something?
May 31, 2007, 10:05 am
Filed under: life

One of the (very few, as far as I can see) problems with being single is that sometimes you do things that you know you’re just not going to get any appreciation for.

A couple of people have commented that I look nice today, it’s true, I really do, but they’re just seeing the shoes, skirt and shirt. I’m really fighting the urge to yell after them,

“Oh, thanks. I coordinated my underwear with the rest of the outfit, want to s– HEY! WHERE YOU GOING? COME BACK! IT’S ALSO BLACK AND WHITE! I’VE GOT A THEME! A THEME!!