Temerity Jane

So I’m having a pretty ‘meh’ day. I’m not in a bad mood, I’m not in a good mood. I don’t really feel like doing anything, and I’m pretty okay with that. Reading a little, goofing around on the internet a little, considering cleaning my room in that ‘no way in hell it’s gonna happen’ kind of way.

And then I came across this. This… I don’t even know. Here’s the thing. I’ve completely snapped out of my ‘meh.’

But the scary part is, I don’t know if I snapped out of it because this was just that damn funny… or because I actually enjoyed it. I think I’m dangerously leaning towards the latter.

via Awesome!

TJ: i feel like my brains are trying to come out the front of my head
…
TJ: I’ve had this headache building for a couple of days
TJ: my hands are being retarded as well
TJ: they don’t seem to be getting my brain messages correctly, they’re being… retarded
TJ: eh maybe i’m having a stroke
TJ: that might be good for a week off work

Might be time for a vacation when a stroke, possibly resulting in a nice, restful coma, is starting to sound appealing.

Gadgets: Weener Kleener Soap Ring (SFW) – Gizmodo

Can you even comprehend this kind of awesomeness so early in the morning?

I was coming out of work at the same time as one of our recruiters yesterday.

She says, “Well aren’t you a sight for sore eyes!”

So I pause a second, thinking she needed something from me, but no, she was just using the phrase completely wrong.

“Hm?,” I say.

“No shoes on, smoking… you remind me of… of… Brittney Spears!”

“Great. Thanks.”

Note to self, no matter how sick I am of heels by the end of the day, they stay ON the feet til I am IN the car.